My Favourite email of 2009
Dear Fritz,
My name is X, I am a freelance media adviser and publicist writing with reference to Mr. Kyle Sandilands. I am writing an e-mail that has been a long time coming. Speaking as someone who has has the privilege of working with Kyle, I am disgusted by your gutless bullshit withdrawls of sponsorship from Austereo. The only reason people are kicking up a fuss about this genuine mistake is because Kyle Sandilands has a reputation for being a hard-hitting entertainer.
No human being would have ever put a minor on air with prior knowledge or belief that such an incident, especially none as compassionate as Mr. Sandilands. Kyle Sandilands lost one of his greatest passions – the opportunity to enhance the careers of talented performers – through a simple case of human error. Speaking as one media professional to another, I offer these words of advice: You claim to have some utensils between your legs. Either use them to support true talent or go promote fluffy bunnies.
Good day to you.
X
Fritz Bachen is a Consumer Psychologist and Founding Partner at Naked Communications. Fritz can be seen, read or heard at; The Gruen Transfer, ABC Radio (Sunday nights), Adnews columnist, as well as The Australian, Cleo, Mumbrella, Shop Till You Drop and so on. He speaks at numerous conferences on marketing, ideas, contemporary culture, and consumer behaviour. Fritz has degress in clinical psychology and commerce (marketing). A registered psychologist and has worked in private practice, forensic settings, advertising (Saatchi & Saatchi) and marketing consultancy (Added Value). He was also state under 12 chess champion on WA, and has a board game called The Analyst selling well in the Benelux countries.
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Zac Martin
Dec 28th, 2009Hahahaha, here's a to a big 2010 Fritz. Keep the posts coming!
Ken
Jan 2nd, 2010Unusual, though common, use of privilege, and misspelling of withdrawal. Maybe he needs a media advisor to suggest that correct usage and spelling are important in communication.
showcase Jase
Jan 4th, 2010If you have "utensils between your legs" you can go fork yourself
Fritz Bachen
Jan 7th, 2010Bloody nutter!
kamagra
Sep 27th, 2011nice post.. i couldnot stop laughing..
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